Last time with the Diffys, we adopted a cat and named him Buster. Also visited a sweet dance club. Let's start this chapter on a good note:
Cookie made it on the honor roll on the Friday before their visit to the dance club. I just forgot to mention it last time. Progress!
C'mon, you've done this a million times at home; you got this.
I find her lack of enthusiasm to be disturbing.
Good job Phil!
You are speaking crazy talk right now, Keely. I think it's about time everyone went home.
Policeman: "I'm getting too old for this..."
Phil: "What?! Stop yelling!"
Cookie: "I keep telling you people, we're friends and that's it!"
Cookie: "If you must know--"
Yes, I must!
Cookie: "Well, I wanted to ask Alexa out sometime...she just thinks we're friends though."
Not while there are brownies in the oven, no.
Moze: "Mom, I'm trying to concentrate here!"
Cookie: "That stupid, old washer."
Keely: "I was going to sit there, Moze. Your father cheats; I need to sit there."
Keely: "Well I can't play then."
Cookie: "I can't play with that washer back there."
These people should be able to play dominoes together. -_-
Cookie: "The way he chops those vegetables is such an art. It's almost like a conductor leading a symphony."
Cookie: "Accidents happen, I guess. He's showing us how to be prepared."
Keely was promoted to weatherwoman.
Keely: "This job is stupid! I need to report the real news!"
Moze made it on the honor roll that day, which means her requirements for a perfect child are complete!
Live Wire: "I don't know; I'm feeling nervous about this!"
Live Wire: "In that case..."
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the she-ed..."
Daphne Tang and Lex Kix actually came in then.
The kids actually sounded pretty terrible, so I was surprised when instead of booing, these two started dancing.
Moze: "Ya see that z? 'm still sleepin'."
Alexa: "Christy is such a weirdo..."
Moze gained the artistic trait.
Moze: "Eat cake."
Keely: "Must. Clean. Litter."
Yes. Can you blame me?
Moze: "No. Carry on."
Live Wire: "Moze, your dad is crying..."
Moze: "...you think he likes me?"
Next time: The start of a new generation! Because I think it's obvious who the heir is, not that I don't love Moze.