What's that cloud of dust back there?
Salem: "Your father?"
Salem: "Good idea."
Cinnamon Bun: "I'm just gonna..."
Maura: "Hmm, I'll have to think about it."
Salem: "Maybe this will convince you..."
foot popping kiss moment.
Lakeshia: "He saved my unborn child! I must remember to thank that man."
Cinnamon Bun: "There really is no need to thank me! I'm just doing my job, which happens to be saving lives."
He's too nice to tell her that she interrupted his sleep.
Cinnamon Bun: "Get up! You can do this, don't slack on me!"
Cinnamon Bun: "I think we could pool our money and come up with a nice enough house."
Salem: "Nothing, I guess. Still, sooner is better than later. And there's no way I could ask Maura to move in here."
Cinnamon Bun: "So this is about Maura..."
Teddy: "Whoa there, sweetheart. Are you trying to threaten me? Maybe you're more like your parents than I thought."
Maura: "You're insufferable!"
I'd run, Teddy.
Maura: *sniff* "I'm glad you could make it."
Salem: "What's wrong? Do I need to smack someone?"
Salem: "Sorry, um, just joking."
Maura: "It was just a snake; my father already scared it off."
Maura: "Glad you're here Mrs. Diffy."
Emily: "Oh sweetie, you can call me Emily."
Maura: "I can definitely help there. I can't even imagine; I grew up with three younger sisters and a brother."
Emily: "Quite a large family."
Maura: "I got used to it. They did take the attention away from me, and with my parents that can be an advantage."
Emily: "Everyone makes mistakes, Maura. Now is the time to learn from it and focus on the present. If you are now truly devoted to Salem, I have nothing against you."
Maura: "Thank you, Mrs. Diffy."
Outside, the interrogation begins.
Loki: "Where do you work? My daughter needs someone who can stand on his own."
Salem: "I work for, um, The Human Fund."
Loki: "Oh really? That's a scam if I've ever heard one."
Salem: "You're smiling."
Loki: "I like it. It tells me that you're determined and you think outside the box."
Salem: "Plot away, Mr. Beaker."
Then she face plants into the water.
Maura: "Um, never mind. No harm done, Mr. Diffy."
Circe: "Wow, only Strangetown's finest here!"
Circe: "Subject is still wearing that garish mohawk! Erin must not have the gall to tell him how ridiculous he looks. Or that he should change his hairstyle."
Should you drain it first?
Cinnamon Bun: "Have you ever fixed a hottub? Do you have nine, verging on ten, handiness skill points?"
I'll just leave you to it.
Cinnamon Bun: "...oh. That doesn't look right."
NOOOO! This is all wrong! I need you, Cinnamon Bun!
Will you stop being a goofball, this is a serious moment Emily!
Salem: "Is he...?"
Bridgette: "Need a hug?"
Maura: "I don't think he will; I'm sorry."
Cinnamon Bun: "Hey, everyone out of the way. I need to finish with that hottub."
Cinnamon Bun: "My...transparent..."
Cinnamon Bun: "I feel...energized."
Salem: "I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that."
Emily: "Oh, Salem. Don't be embarrassed of us; we were only kissing."
Cinnamon Bun: "I know what I'm doing now. Besides, what are the chances--"
Gah, this is...yeah this one is my fault.
Grim: "I was right! You really do provide unending entertainment."
Cinnamon Bun: "Soo..."
Cinnamon Bun: "Wow, not so good this time. My body is depleted of energy."
Grim: "Heh, you become less amusing."
Salem: "But I wanted to ask you--!"
Maura: "Ask me tomorrow!"
Cinnamon Bun: "I think she ran home."
Salem: "Dad, I really don't think she's okay. Who would be, after seeing their husband die - twice?"
Cinnamon Bun: "Give her a little time, Salem."
Salem: "I'm going to talk to her."
Emily: "No talking please! Sorry sweetie, I'm going to bed."
Cinnamon Bun: "I know you want to help, but she needs time to take in what has happened. If she needed help she would say so."
Salem: "Hymph. I'm not so sure that she would."
Emily: "Of course, sweetie."
Emily: "I...there's really nothing to say. What happened happened, and your father is fine now. Doesn't seem phased at all, actually."
Salem: "But that doesn't mean that you aren't."
Salem: "What is it? Please, let me help you."
Emily: "I want to visit the graveyard."
Next time: family posing for pictures, Cinnamon Bun throws a party, and will Salem ever get Maura to stay still long enough to propose?!