Last time with the Diffys, Salem and Maura were married! This time...
The Diffys are moving to a new house.
Salem: "I give up. Soccer is dumb."
I think Maura is a secret bookworm. What? You don't know any of her traits yet? Well here are her stats: Maura is a mean-spirited yet good genius who is also artistically clumsy. Her favorite color is sea foam. Her LTW was to be a World Renowned Surgeon, but I eventually used lifetime rewards to change it to Perfect Mind, Perfect Body.
Maura: "I'm going to find out. Saaaaalem!"
Salem: "Definitely. I feel refreshed."
Maura: "It's great! We just need to furnish it."
Maura: "Sweet thiiiiing!"
Maura: "If I'm going to understand the town I've got to work my way from the bottom. This will help me later when I buy the place!"
Maura: "I'm not mean, I'm honest!"
Maura: "Look, I don't even remember how this started, so I'm going to walk away now."
I leave you alone and you start picking fights...
Cinnamon Bun: "Gorgeous as always, Emily."
Gilbert: "Don't you worry about where the feather came from."
Cinnamon Bun: "My favorite! Does this mean you like me?"
Of course I do, C.B. Even though it seems like I'm neglecting you lately.
Next time: Emily will go in search of a ghostly presence.
Also, I kind of want to start adding chapter titles. Thoughts about this? How do you guys come up with titles? Mine might end up being random sometimes.