Kim and Jane: Chapter 5.5 "Family History"

Last time with the Diffys, my pictures disappeared (still bitter), Salem made a clone of his mother, and Maura aged into an elder. This time...

Kim: "You ready to get out of here?"

 Jane: "Let's get this done, I guess."

 Kim and Jane eat pancakes with their parents before they must return to university.

 Kim: "So I'm going to be writing for the campus newspaper this semester. You should join a club, Jane!"
Jane: "Ehhh, I don't think so."

 Maura: "The girls will probably move out after they get their degrees. I've been thinking...this might be the perfect time for us to buy a house, just us two."

 Salem: "You'd want to live alone with just me?"
Maura: "Of course I would; it'd be a nice change."

 Now it's time for Kim and Jane to set off.

 Cinnamon Bun: "We'll miss you! Call often!"

 This term, Kim and Jane are living in De Anda Hall.

 They are invited to a party on their first night back.
Jane: "Where's Jeffery? I'm going to chew him out for throwing a 'pool party' while it's snowing!"

 Kim: "Haven't found Jeffery, huh?"
Jane: *glug*

 Jane: "Your turn, Kim."

 Liz Tarry: "I don't know if I can do that again."

 Liz: "Wow, you're actually really light."

 Kim: "Heehee more drinks!" *crash*

 Don't worry, they still studied before bed.

I haven't played with snow in a while, so I'm enjoying this a lot.

 Kim: "Ok listeners, I'm afraid I must leave you for a few minutes. There is a snowman who has been eyeballing me this whole time and I will not let him get away with that."

 Kim: "Look at you, just standing there with that frozen smile. Yeah, I see you!"

 I think all the studying is driving Kim a little crazy. What's Jane up to?

 Jane: *click-ick*

 Liz Tarry: "I love the faces you make; so cute!"

 Walter Fullman: "Really?"

 Walter Fullman: "Two girls flirting it up here and I can't even get one..."

 Kim: "Coffee time!"

 Kim: "Ready for Ye's party?"
Jane: "Guess so. I hope she has food."

 Ye Gangnam: "Really, Jane?"

 Ye: "You shouldn't dig through people's fridges. It's just rude."
Jane: "I could've gotten food if I hadn't decided to come to the party that YOU invited me too. And there's no pizza."

 Jane: "I've been thinking between the hundreds of texts you've sent me."
Ye: "I don't send that many--"

 Jane: "Look, we're not serious. This was never serious. And I think you should stop acting like it is."

 Ye: "Why are you even saying this? You think that I have feelings for YOU?"

 Jane: "Uh...yes?"

 Ye: "I text and talk to you because I know what people think of you around here. I thought you could probably use any friend you got. Thanks for being ungrateful."
Jane: "Sure, whatever makes you feel better, Ye."

 Kim: "HA, you're all stuck in the door!"
Please remove your arm from your midsection. OH WAIT it doesn't matter she's intangible.

 Kim: "I'm gonna be late for class!"

 Kim: "Whew!"

Kim: "Oh, professor's not even here yet, nevermind."

 At the library. Studying?
Jane: "Don't act so surprised. We study hardcore."

 Kim: "Hey, Jane, look at this. I found a really old video of our great-great-grandmother that Granddad told me about. She started as a student reporter for her highschool."

Jane: "Ha, she's just a teenager! It's weird to see an ancestor like that. Ok, fullscreen please."

Keely: "Today's top story: the results are in for yearbook voting. May I have the envelope, please?"

 Keely: "Thank you, Phil."

Keely: "In the category of cutest couple: Keely Teslow and Phil Diffy. What the--"

Keely: "In, uh, lunch, uh, for lunch...Keely Teslow and Phil Diffy?! Er, the end. The end."

Phil and Keely: "Cutest couple?!"
Keely: "We do kind of hang out a lot. Together."
Phil: "So someone could, mistakenly, think that we are...one of those things."
Keely: "Yes, they definitely could. Mistakenly."

Phil: "Unless...d-do you want to be a couple?"
Keely: "No. Do you?"
Phil: "Nooooo."

Keely: "Yes."
Phil: "Yes?"
Keely: "I do!"
Phil: "Me too! What are we supposed to do now?"

Keely: "I think we're supposed to hug...or kiss...or something."
Phil: "What do you suggest?"
Keely: "Kiss?"
Phil: "Cool."

Keely: "Oh! Phil! I don't want my first kiss to be in front of the entire school."

Phil: "...right. Just on the cheek, then."

Next time: Kim and Jane will finally graduate. Promise!
Note: The end scene with Phil and Keely is taken almost word-for-word from the last episode of Phil of the Future. So...spoilers? Although it was kind of obvious throughout the whole series. You can find the episode here.